Every now and then I get these random urges to pursue things I’ve never done before.. No training.. No schooling.. No background. Nothing. But the call is strong. Super strong.
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the girl who lives next to me just brought a guy home at 1am and the walls are super thin and i can hear them watching the entire llamas with hats series
llamas with hats and chill
Horoscopes for 2015
aries: royally gay
taurus: super gay
gemini: very gay
cancer: not straight
leo: ultra gay
virgo: so gay
libra: mega gay
scorpio: holy gay batman
sagittarius: pretty gay
capricorn: ringleader for the gay agenda
aquarius: no homo gay
pisces: yes homo gay
Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.
people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important
Be more like the super sweet complimentary girl you’ve met in every club bathroom. Tell other women you like their outfits, or that their eyeliner is on point, or that they have a walk like a valkyrie. Life is too short and too hard not to soul bond with a stranger over her bombass shoes.
teachers trying to impose responsibility
- freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"
- sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"
- junior year: "you're almost seniors now"
- senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"
- College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"